Pothole FM headlines

Every headline that scrolls across the bottom of the game, straight from the Pothole FM news desk. None of them are real. Some of them feel real.

  • POTHOLE FM TRAFFIC: COUNCIL SAYS THE SYDNEY RD POTHOLE HAS BEEN "ON THE LIST" SINCE 2019
  • MACHETE BINS: DROP YOUR BLADES, NOT YOUR WHEEL ALIGNMENT
  • TRAM REPLACEMENT BUSES HAVE NOW BEEN REPLACED BY REPLACEMENT BUS REPLACEMENT BUSES
  • WEATHER: FOUR SEASONS IN ONE DAY EXPECTED, POSSIBLY FIVE
  • PUNT RD ROADWORKS NOW ENTERING THEIR THIRD DECADE
  • HOOK TURN AHEAD. GOOD LUCK.
  • NEW RECORD: SIX TOBACCONISTS OPEN ON ONE BLOCK THIS WEEK
  • PRO TIP: DO NOT HIT THE LOLLIPOP LADY. SHE HAS SEEN THINGS.
  • POLICE CHASE REPORTED ON THE EASTERN. AGAIN.
  • YOUR TYRES CALLED. THEY WANT A DIVORCE.
  • HURRY HOME TO WATCH SKY NEWS AFTER DARK - BEFORE THE NIGHTLY CRIME SPREES BEGIN
  • LOCAL MAN FILLS POTHOLE HIMSELF. COUNCIL FINES HIM FOR UNAUTHORISED ROADWORKS.
  • WEST GATE BRIDGE TRAFFIC: YES.
  • TOBACCONIST CLOSES AFTER RAID. TWO MORE OPEN NEXT DOOR BY LUNCH.
  • METRO APOLOGISES FOR DELAYS CAUSED BY ITS APOLOGY FOR DELAYS
  • POTHOLE ON HIGH ST NOW VISIBLE FROM SPACE
  • MYKI READER SAYS TOUCH AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
  • LOLLIPOP LADY TURNS SIGN TO SLOW. NOBODY SLOWS. SHE TURNS IT BACK.
  • GRAND PRIX ORGANISERS SCOUT YOUR STREET AS A NEW RALLY STAGE
  • TONIGHT: ANOTHER STOLEN CAR CHASE, LIVE FROM THE HELICOPTER, AT 6
  • RECORD WEEK: MACHETE BIN EMPTIED. POTHOLES STILL FULL.
  • BRING A JACKET. AND SUNSCREEN. AND AN UMBRELLA. IT IS MELBOURNE.

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POTHOLE FM: POTHOLE FM TRAFFIC: COUNCIL SAYS THE SYDNEY RD POTHOLE HAS BEEN "ON THE LIST" SINCE 2019  //  TRAM REPLACEMENT BUSES HAVE NOW BEEN REPLACED BY REPLACEMENT BUS REPLACEMENT BUSES  //  PUNT RD ROADWORKS NOW ENTERING THEIR THIRD DECADE  //  NEW RECORD: SIX TOBACCONISTS OPEN ON ONE BLOCK THIS WEEK  //  POLICE CHASE REPORTED ON THE EASTERN. AGAIN.  //  HURRY HOME TO WATCH SKY NEWS AFTER DARK - BEFORE THE NIGHTLY CRIME SPREES BEGIN  //  WEST GATE BRIDGE TRAFFIC: YES.  //  METRO APOLOGISES FOR DELAYS CAUSED BY ITS APOLOGY FOR DELAYS  //  MYKI READER SAYS TOUCH AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.  //  GRAND PRIX ORGANISERS SCOUT YOUR STREET AS A NEW RALLY STAGE  //  RECORD WEEK: MACHETE BIN EMPTIED. POTHOLES STILL FULL.